Sunday, March 4, 2018

random thoughts on the 2018 oscars

I am not excited about the Oscars at all this year.. so get ready for either very few or very snarky comments.

In terms of predictions, I will say I'm 110% sure Gary Oldman will win Best Actor for Darkest Hour, and 100% sure that Coco will win Best Animated Feature. Other than that, I hope The Shape of Water wins Best Picture, because it was beautiful visually and story-wise and was the only film nominated that didn't make me depressed or angry this year.

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The Preshow

Mira Sorvino and Ashley Judd are both wearing very different yet gorgeous purple dresses. I assume they will be saying something about the #metoo / #timesup movement tonight... 

Yay! Patrick Stewart is there. Every show is better with Patrick Stewart.  #makeitso

I'm not going to be able to deal with another hour of Michael Strahan hosting this pre-show...

Shout out to my friend Linda, who is sitting in a trailer on the side of Hollywood and Highland right now with her finger on the bleeping button for the Oscar app's live streaming content...

Whoopi Goldberg, EGOT winner. And soon to be Worst Dressed Winner too... wow.

Jennifer Garner, always classy. But she's about to do a show written by Lena Dunham. #doesnotcompute

Yay! Lin-Manuel Miranda! Can't wait for Mary Poppins Returns. Do what he says and help Puerto Rico here.

Is it over yet??

Oh.. for those who don't watch Animated Shorts, here's Kobe Bryant's Nominated short "Dear Basketball," live from the Hollywood Bowl last September 1st, with John Williams conducting the score live as Kobe narrates. Kobe is apparently the first NBA Player nominated for an Oscar..



The Actual Show... 


Jimmy Kimmel going there right off the bat with supporting the #metoo movement, and then making fun of Trump and Pence. And promoting the March for our Lives on March 24th. Love him! Oh and he's giving away a jet ski to the person with the shortest acceptance speech.... some film editor will get up and just say thank you and win. #markmywords

That set is very Beauty and the Beast.. are they displaying the nominees for Production Design?

Best Supporting Actor goes to Sam Rockwell for Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri. #notashocker  (speech time: 1min 29 seconds)

Best Makeup and Hairstyling goes to helping Gary Oldman win his soon-to-be Best Actor Oscar for Darkest Hour.

(Not that I'm counting, but I'm 2 for 2 so far based on the things I randomly circled on my Entertainment Weekly Oscar Ballot at around 3:30pm today...)

For Best Costume Design I predict Beauty and the Beast... and it goes to Phantom Thread, which I could not bring myself to watch because all Paul Thomas Anderson/Daniel Day Lewis movies end up being 3 hours of my life I'll never get back. #noregrets (speech time: 36 seconds)

Best Documentary Feature goes to Icarus. I didn't choose a winner in the Documentary categories because I don't watch them.

Best Sound Editing = Dunkirk. This and Sound Mixing are where Christopher Nolan's epic will be awarded.

Best Sound Mixing = Dunkirk. Told you. I'm now 4 of 5 for categories I guessed on the ballot for...

Oh forgot to mention that Mary J. Blige performed her nominated song from Mudbound in between the Documentary and Sound categories. I was packing boxes to ship tomorrow during that so forgive me. I will be paying attention during the Coco song that makes me cry though..

Nice stance on DACA/the Dreamers from Lupita Nyong'o and Kumail Nanjani.. both dreamers, as is everyone in Hollywood. Aww.

Best Production Design goes to The Shape of Water! Yay! I'd picked Blade Runner 2049 because well.. it was BIG. But Shape of the Water was gorgeous. Hope this means it will also win Cinematography.

Yay! The sad Coco song, "Remember Me," written by the composers of "Let It Go." Remember when John Travolta screwed up Idina Menzel's name that year... #goodtimes

How many world premiere trailers are Disney/ABC dropping tonight? Already had Mary Poppins Returns and soon there will be the Roseanne reboot... oohh.. ahh.

Rita Moreno is wearing the same dress she wore when she won the Best Actress Oscar for West Side Story. #funfactlearnedduringpreshow

Best Foreign Language Film = A Fantastic Woman from Chile.. If these guys win the Jet Ski, that's gonna be one hell of a shipping fee. Jimmy Kimmel better hope he talks a long time....

Best Supporting Actress past winners montage was very #girlpower

And the Best Supporting Actress is Allison Janney for I, Tonya. #alsonotashocker She's won like a billion Emmys but this is her first Oscar nomination. Didn't love the movie, but she was great as an evil, selfish mother.

Kobe Bryant just won an Academy Award!! Best Animated Short Film for Dear Basketball. Wow.

Best Animated Feature Film goes to Coco #reallynotashocker

Best Visual Effects Oscar goes to Blade Runner 2049.

Film Editing goes to Dunkirk as well.. I'd picked Baby Driver for the opening scene alone. Oh well...

And here comes "the bit" Jimmy Kimmel is taking celebrities next door to the Chinese Theatre to surprise the audience watching a Wrinkle in Time screening... Mark Hamill, Gal Gadot, Armie Hammer, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Emily Blunt, Guillermo Del Toro, Ansel Egort, Margot Robbie, Lupita Nyong'o.... wait for it..

Okay.. asking a normal human to introduce Tiffany Haddish was daring Jimmy. But the normal humans at the theatre seemed to love the celeb interruption.

Best Documentary Short Film goes to Heaven is a Traffic Jam on the 405. I don't know what that short is about, but I can tell you that NOTHING about the 405 is heavenly...

Having Tiffany Haddish and Maya Rudolph present two of the most boring categories (shorts) was truly a stroke of genius! #hilarious

Best Live Action Short Film goes to The Silent Child. Does saying and signing the acceptance speech count as double time in the Jet Ski contest?

And now for the writing categories..

Awww. I forgot Logan got nominated for something. It was SO GOOD!

Best Adapted Screenplay goes to Call Me by Your Name's James Ivory. Yay! Great film! (Note: James Ivory is now the oldest winner in Oscar history at 89 years old.. wow)

Noticed it a while ago, but notice how all the envelopes have the categories written on the outside of them REALLY BIG and how all the presenters are showing them to the camera? LOL.

Best Original Screenplay goes to Get Out. WOW! That's a surprise. Congrats to Jordan Peele. (He's the first black writer to win for Original Screenplay.)

Best Cinematography goes to Blade Runner 2049 ... I was rooting for The Shape of Water here, but can't complain because that movie was visually stunning (even though it was about 40 minutes too long).

Six awards left....

Song and Score, Director, Lead Actor/Actress and Best Picture... it's 5 minutes til 8pm. I predict the show will end at 8:32pm.

Best Score goes to The Shape of Water -- yay! Although I'd have loved to see John Williams win.

Best Original Song presented by Lin-Manuel Miranda and Emily Blunt / Mary Poppins ...  goes to "Remember Me" from Coco.. aww I'm gonna cry again. That song is so beautifully perfect for that film.

Now In Memorium.. to a Tom Petty song. Sad but sorry, Eddie Vedder is no Dave Grohl singing a Beatles song.

Interesting... Emma Stone is presenting Best Director instead of Best Actor. The nominees are "four men and Greta Gerwig" Woot!

Best Director Oscar goes to Guillermo Del Toro for The Shape of Water... he deserves it. Even if a woman didn't win, at least someone from another country did.

So all the remaining major awards are being presented by women it would appear... except for the top secret Faye Dunaway / Warren Beatty do-over of Best Picture.

Best Actor in a Leading Role presented by Jane Fonda and Dame Helen Mirren.... goes to Gary Oldman #duh. Great, emotional, eloquent speech.

Best Actress in a Leading Role presented by former winners Jodie Foster and Jennifer Lawrence... goes to France McDormand for Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri. She said she was hyperventilating.. she looked a little crazy.. but yay for the female inclusion speech!

And now Best Picture... hopefully. (It's 8:38pm. I lost my end time guess...)

And they're back... Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway. Let's see the outside of the envelope please...

YAY! The Shape of Water wins! So happy!! And Guillermo Del Toro checked the envelope before he started speaking. LOL

And the Costume Design Winner gets the Jet Ski!

End time 8:49pm PT. Goodnight...

Sunday, December 31, 2017

a few of my favorite things from 2017

While I'd like to forget most of what happened in 2017, and still kind of feel like I'm living in some sort of whacked out alternative universe, there were a few things that happened that made me happy. They were mostly simple things -- music, well-written/acted/produced television, friends, family and cute little people starting to display their cute personalities :)


Favorite New Song: This just makes me happy every time I hear it :)



Favorite Moment of Television: DRACARYS!


Favorite Moment with My Favorite Little People: Cousin Swingtime
            

Speaking of my favorite little people, they dominated my "Jar of Joy" this year -- shocker ;)

  • 1/1/17 - 4-mile walk to and from and all around Lake Balboa. Gorgeous day after New Year's Eve rain..
  • 1/3/17 - Escape from Jury Duty after only 2 hours!
  • 1/16/17 - Won $50 Amazon gift card from work for the 4th quarter FitBit challenge! 
  • 1/20/17 - My niece Teegan is born! 
  • 1/21/17 - Women's March LA.. I was one of 750,000 united for goodness vs. evil! And then, I went to meet Teegan in person! LOVE
  • 1/22/17 - Facetime with Kaden
  • 2/16/17 - Birthday at Burke Williams + yummy dinner with mom and dad
  • 2/17/17 - Nieces day with Teegan and her big sisters 
  • 2/18/17 - Bday dinner #2 at Buca de Beppo with VIPs
  • 2/19/17 - Bday dinner #3 with BFFs
  • 2/25/17 - Quickie unexpectedly returns to the lineup. Kings beat Sucky Ducks 4-1!
  • 3/25/17 - Drive to Vegas early for Kaden Time (before CinemaCon)
  • 3/31/17 - Auntie Kim and Kaden day playing and doing "the diggy"
  • 4/8/17 - Walk MS in Thousand Oaks. Mom is named this year's "Most Inspirational Walker" in a surprise (to her!) announcement :) 
  • 4/22/17 - Saw Dave Grohl and his mom talk about her new book "From Cradle to Stage" at the LA Times Festival of Books
  • 4/27/17 - Business class cubbie to Australia!
  • 4/29/17 - Land in the land down under and see the Opera House
  • 5/5/17 - Meet a koala bear in Sydney
  • 5/13/17 - Chevy Metal w/ Dave Grohl @ Conejo Valley Days
  • 5/20/17 - U2's Joshua Tree 30th Anniversary concert at the Rose Bowl
  • 5/27/17 - Kaden's 1st Birthday Party!
  • 7/2/17 - Kari and Kaden at my 2nd of July BBQ! Kaden's first time in the bounce house is NOT a success ;)
  • 8/12/17-8/13-17 - Listening to U2 in Joshua Tree and seeing the milky way in the clear night sky during the meteor shower
  • 8/21/17 - Total solar eclipse in Oregon with JZ and RZ
  • 8/23/17 - Buying baby Nikes for Kaden and Teegan at the Nike employee store
  • 8/26/17 - #saturdayswithteegan start :)
  • 8/30/17 - Hamilton at the Pantages! Finally!
  • 10/7/17 - Cal Jam 17! Foo Fighters live!
  • 10/14/17 - Gorgeous sunset on the way home from San Miguel Island
  • 11/8/17 - Trip to Vegas to see Kari, Kaden and Aunt Gertie. Kaden's new thing is giggling whenever the dogs bark
  • 12/9/17 - Collected 31 toys for tots at Christmas Cocktails. My friends rock! 
  • 12/10/17 - Downtown Adventure day + The Nutcracker
  • 12/17/17 - Holiday lights at the Venice Canals with Mo and Qball
  • 12/23/17 - Kaden and Teegan meet in person and play and swing and open presents together!
  • 12/27/17 - Took Kaden to the LA Zoo!


back to the channel islands... way, way, way back

After seriously spraining my ankle earlier this year hiking on an island, you'd think I'd be hesitant to go hiking again on another, farther away island. I would've thought that too.... except Island Packers only goes to San Miguel Island once or twice a year. So I wasn't going to pass up this trip in October!



Neither was my friend James, who sprained his ankle a week before and was wearing an ankle boot to protect his injury. He was a total trooper considering there is no dock on San Miguel Island... you get to the island via one of two tiny motor boats loaded on the back of the big boat.

Yet, halfway into the literal 3-hour cruise to San Miguel, I started wishing I had passed up the trip for a while... that was the roughest boat ride I'd ever been on. Seeing two pods of dolphins didn't make up for getting as close to puking off the side of a boat as I've ever been. Ginger candy didn't work. My motion sickness bracelets didn't work. And five other people puking off the side of the boat next to me definitely did NOT help. It was bad. (Adventure organizer Linda has given me motion sickness patches to try on the next trip :p)

However, once we finally got out to the island, and my stomach settled, the fun of the adventure set in. We made it to the shore without getting drenched (although on the return trip to the boat we were not so lucky, as a wave washed over us while we were loading).








You can only hike with Island Park Rangers because San Miguel Island was used for military tests in the past. (We had to sign a waiver saying we wouldn't sue Island Packers or the government if we stepped on a bomb.. I'm not kidding.)  So Linda and I joined the hike that was supposed to go to the Caliche Forest (James stayed on the beach with his ankle boot and a book). But after hiking through the sand and up stairs built into the side of the hill....



.... and then up the path and around the bend, our volunteer Ranger guide missed the turn-off for the forest and didn't realize it until we'd gone about 30 minutes in the wrong direction. We tried to give him the benefit of the doubt and followed him for a while longer in the correct direction. But when it became clear we would never get to the Caliche Forest in the limited time left before the boat had to leave, we turned back and visited the Cabrillo Monument on our own and look photos of all the vegetation. It was quite a contrast to the pretty green-ness we saw on Santa Cruz Island in March.... everything was dried out from the hot summer and fall. But it was still cool to visit one of the first islands explorers discovered when arriving on the west coast.


Remnants of an old windmill







Loading back up on the big boat

We stopped in a nearby cove on the way home to see the elephant seals sleeping on shore. 
We had a great sunset view on the boat ride home, which was MUCH smoother than the ride out. 

jamming in the san bernardino sun

Most people who hang out with me know that I despise the Forum and I hate Dodger Stadium, each for various reasons that inconvenience me. And there are a very select few musical acts I will go to those places to see in concert. Yet there is one single band I've seen at both places... and that fact should explain why I trekked to god-forsaken San Bernardino in October when it was a billion degrees outside for Cal Jam 17 at Glen Helen Amphitheater.

That band had an idea... and I and 65,000 other sweaty people joined in...



The parking was a nightmare -- we ended up on the other side of I-15 and had to walk a mile each way to the venue. (How about some shuttles next year Dave?). And I already mentioned it was a billion degrees outside in October. But other than that, for an outdoor, all-day music festival, the event was actually pretty well organized. There were tons of food and beverage stands, water stations to fill up water bottles, and a bit of shade here and there.

We arrived around 2:30 so my friend Lisa could see/hear Royal Blood on the main stage while we cooled down with shaved ice. Then we went in search of cooler temps and found them (after waiting in line for 20 minutes) inside the air-conditioned tent housing the Foo Fighters Rock n' Roll Museum,  which was packed with two decades of memorabilia -- everything from the "footos" in the "Big Me" video to Dave's throne from the Sonic Highways tour and the cast that necessitated said throne...



                     
Dave's motorcycle throne from Love Ride 2016


The "White Limo"



The knitted band name from the "Run" video

Wigs that aged the band in the "Run" video

"Best of You" lyrics

"Big Me" video's famous "Footos"








"Wasting Light" recording chart





My favorite guitar in the world :)

Photos from the Sonic Highways recordings/shoot.

Dave's original post-op drug-enduced sketches for the "throne"

After spending an hour in the air-conditioning, we went to get dinner, then settled into seats for the night's top three acts: Cage the Elephant, Queens of the Stone Age, and my beloved Foo Fighters, who played until past midnight with many, many special guests.

Enjoy this sampling (and be thankful I spared you the train wreck of Liam Gallager trying to sing "Come Together" with the band and Joe Perry -- that was almost 3 months ago and my ears still hurt)...

Foo Fighters "La Dee Da " w/ Dave Koz and Allison Mosshart @ CalJam17

 Foo Fighters and Rick Astley "Never Gonna Give You Up" @ CalJam17

 Foo Fighters "Dirty Water" w/ Inara George @ CalJam 17

 Foo Fighters and Joe Perry "Draw The Line" @ CalJam17

vintage trailers, total eclipses and oregon gardens


It's not every day you see a solar eclipse. It's even more rare to experience its "totality" where the moon completely covers the sun, darkness falls during the day, and a chill feels the air.

This past August 21st, I was lucky enough to be in the path of totality for this year's total solar eclipse -- the first to cross the entire United States in almost 100 years -- strictly by a chance conversation. Last January, I was hanging out with my dear friend Jen and planning my next visit to her home in Portland. She had already planned a trip to a vintage trailer park to go "glamping" with friends the weekend of August 19-22nd, and invited me along, as their rented vintage trailer had a convertible sofa. So I said yes... and found myself in the middle of Oregon wine country with a great view of one of nature's coolest shows on August 21st between 9:30-11:30 am PT.






But before we talk solar shows, let's talk about the vintage trailer park. It's called The Vintages and it is awesome!

Situated across the road and around the corner from the Stoller Family Estate vineyards (which was also lovely and makes a great pinot noir and rose'), the Vintages rents out a bunch of vintage trailers and airstreams, each complete with a grill and vintage bikes for riding around the park and to a small town down the road.

(They also have TV's complete with Roku, so I was able to watch the 2nd to last episode of Game of Thrones this past season as soon as it hit the HBO Go app, while the other "glampers" we busy making s'mores ;)










               


The other excellent thing about The Vintages was that it has a big empty field right next to it, which was PERFECT for eclipse viewing! We all pulled our lawn chairs over to the field along with our breakfast and eclipse glasses, and watched the eclipse from basically the comfort of our front yard. 


Here was my Samsung Galaxy S6 camera phone photo of "totality"... it was amazing watching it slowly get darker and darker in the middle of the morning. The lights in the trees of the trailer park came on as dusk fell a few minutes before totality, like they had the evening before. And it definitely got chilly. It was very cool to experience!


And one of the other "glampers'" friends is a professional photographer, Jason Tang, who drove up to join us and had a massive telescopic camera. He took this amazing time-lapse photo of the eclipse, from six feet in front of me :) 



After the eclipse, we turned our lawn chairs around and watched a line of cars back up on the road back to Portland and laughed because we had nowhere to be. Then we hung out and swam, read and ate snacks all day. 

The next day we took a detour back to Portland by way of the Oregon Garden, which was gorgeous in late summer. Here are just some of the photos from the various gardens they have cultivated there... it's definitely worth a visit if you like flowers and are in the neighborhood.